Tag: Humour

Indians who never followed football are sad due to Messi’s retirement

Messi, the argentine wizard, announced his retirement, after Chile beat Argentina in the finals. Funny to know that his fans in India, who never follow football or have seen him play in a complete match are also heartbroken by this news. Doctors have called this the Acquired Messi Depression (AMT) Athlete Syndrome. Continue reading “Indians who never followed football are sad due to Messi’s retirement”

Sr. Mattress Tester at Urban Ladder

Job description: Urban Ladder is a tight-knit start-up at the forefront of driving furniture e-commerce in India. We’re looking for lazy and unmotivated individuals to join our team. If you’re someone who hates getting out of bed to get to work, this is the perfect job for you. As a mattress tester, you’ll get to stay in bed pretty much the entire day and actually get paid for it. We’re not kidding. Continue reading “Sr. Mattress Tester at Urban Ladder”